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Post by Wakana Sonozaki on Dec 20, 2011 6:15:17 GMT
I'll just let this explain itself...
[00:11] <@GokaiSanyu> Oh, and also, Momotaros needs to possess Marvelous.
[00:12] <@GokaiSanyu> Or hell, ALL of the Taros.
[00:13] <Kiva> ...
[00:13] <Kiva> Sanyu, I needed my mind. I don't laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[00:13] <@GokaiSanyu> ?
[00:14] <@GokaiSanyu> ....I think I broke him.
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Post by Suzie Miyazaki on Dec 20, 2011 19:31:50 GMT
The video link in my last post? The last episode (Part 4) was put up this morning. In it they have a list of ways to kill Frank Turner:
Possible ways to kill Frank:
1) Poison?
2) Shotgun to the dick?
3) Wild animal?
4) STD's?
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Post by Jess Woodsworth on Dec 22, 2011 6:07:42 GMT
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[14:56] <@gokaisanyu> Rei. Hey, Rei. Wanna see what happens when I suggest the Imagin possessing Marvelous to Kaisu?
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[15:02] <@kekkonkiva> I was alone,I was all by myself
[15:02] <@kekkonkiva> No one was looking, I was thinking of you
[15:03] <@kekkonkiva> Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
[15:03] <@kekkonkiva> All by myself...
[15:03] <@kekkonkiva> All by myself...
[15:03] <@kekkonkiva> All by myself...
[15:03] <@kekkonkiva> I went to your house,but no one was there
[15:03] <@kekkonkiva> I went in your room
[15:03] <@kekkonkiva> I was all by myself
[15:03] <@kekkonkiva> You and me had
[15:03] <@kekkonkiva> Such wonderful times
[15:04] <@kekkonkiva> When I'm all by myself,
[15:04] <@kekkonkiva> All by myself
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Post by Peter Saint on Dec 22, 2011 18:55:47 GMT
Awwwwwwww =(
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Post by [Kaisu] Elizabeth Clarke on Dec 22, 2011 23:33:50 GMT
In case you didn't realise, I just quoted a Green Day song.
I don't actually...
ANYWAYS...
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Post by Suzie Miyazaki on Dec 24, 2011 22:50:27 GMT
Top lines of the Outnumbered Christmas special.
Doctor: Now if you'll excuse me I need to bollock the nurses about these charts ... you don't happen to speak Malay do you?
Ben: The Dangerous Book For Boys? It's not dangerous at all? How to behave in front of girls? It's not a PSHE lesson! Nothing about running through a shark pen with a steak down your pants! Or firework shoes! Look: First Aid! That's the exact opposite of dangerous!
Jake: What is this obsession you have with not breaking the law?
EDIT!
The new Borrowers film ...
Jen (South African Research Assistant): Do we get to slice them up now? =D
*Raises scalpel*
Prof. Mildeye (Stephen Fry): ... Jen I do find it rather disconcerting that you had that so readily to hand.
Mildeye: [Long speech about the intricacies of a woman's heart delivered to a skeleton called "Clive"] How long have you been standing there listening to me?
Jen: Not long, seconds.
Mildeye: ... Good.
I love Christmas telly xP
Drama lessons involve a lot of collapsing:
H: Owwwwwww ...
O: Did you land on your boobs again?
H: You'd think they'd cushion me ...
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Post by Mezool / Cindy-Jane Chappelle on Jan 6, 2012 4:29:15 GMT
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[13:28] <KekkonKiva> ...
[13:28] <KekkonKiva> Wow.
=(
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Post by Steven Jokes on Jan 10, 2012 10:29:59 GMT
I'm part of a RPG club near my place.
There's a 'Famous last words' board we update regularly, thought you guys would like some of them:
-These isolated townfolk sure are going out of their way to make us comfortable...
-Dude, its just a tank.
-Look! They think I'm their God!
-There's something scary behind me isn't there.
And this one is my favourite....cause I said it...
-Use the Force!
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Post by Suzie Miyazaki on Jan 18, 2012 20:32:41 GMT
My Japanese teacher was telling us a story.
When she was in middle school (High school?) they went on a trip to America and stayed with host families. One day they all went on a trip to somewhere that was pretty high and it was very, very cold.
She was freezing because she didn't think she'd need a coat.
So, anyway the host family offered her a drink. Now since she didn't know how to say "No thankyou I'm very cold," all she could really say was "No," and just shake her hands.
Of course she's Japanese so they just thought "Oh, she's just being polite" and got her a big litre drink of coke.
Now this time she thought "Oh, I guess I'll just be polite and drink it,". She got halfway through it before she felt sick and said "Sorry can't drink,".
So they got her a bigger straw.
And that's when she realised she needed to learn English.
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Post by [Kaisu] Elizabeth Clarke on Jan 18, 2012 23:36:51 GMT
Haha, that reminds me of one of my sister's teachers.
Once, when she was still learning French she went to France as part of a European tiki tour or something, and when she tried to book in, rather than saying 'Could I have a room for two days' she asked the receptionist, 'Could I be naked for two days.'
Needless to say, she learnt better French after that.
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Post by Suzie Miyazaki on Jan 19, 2012 17:28:20 GMT
xP Yeah I haven't run into that problem.
I did mix up "Sorry that's too big," with "Sorry that's too expensive,".
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Post by [Kaisu] Elizabeth Clarke on Jan 20, 2012 0:44:22 GMT
*Insert obligatory bow chika bow wow here*
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Post by Nogami, Kotarou on Jan 29, 2012 0:38:17 GMT
I don't even want to watch this video! Hitiing pause before it has a chance to load.
xwordzx 13 hours ago
.. That was on Youtube.
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Post by Suzie Miyazaki on Jan 30, 2012 22:54:18 GMT
Re-watching episodes of Captain Scarlet. For those who don't know the titular Captain Scarlet is virtually indestructible and can rapidly heal from even fatal wounds.
Col. White: Yes I know this man and I can tell you he'll be facing a court martial as soon as we're back on Cloudbase!
Naval Officer #1: Co- Colonel you don't understand ...
Col. White: When I'm finished with him he'll wish he'd never been born!
Naval Officer #2: Sir I don't think you appreciate the man is dead.
Col. White: That's no excuse.
From Call The Midwife
"Actually, Constable Oakes was a perfect gentleman,"
"How disappointing ..."
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Post by Hayate Kakuzu on Feb 7, 2012 21:34:36 GMT
Strangest thing I've heard in a while.
Basically, me and my friends were out for lunch, and my friend J started telling us a story of a strange man in Disney World. I just remember laughing my head off at this line.
Fairy godmother: Now, just say the magic words.
Visitor: bippiti boppiti *points gun* open the f*cking door.
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