God, I Hate Cops. (Police-affiliated heroes)

[Edward Teach]

(This is more intended to be a comedic thread, possibly with some fighting, so yeah.)
Edward sat in some random cafe in London, having left his guns and sword in the GaohLiner as he did not intend to do any fighting today. He saw a cop walking by, and muttered to himself, "Why do we need cops?"
'To keep people like you and that purple jerk in line.' Gaohtaros's voice echoed in his head.
'HEY! That is not a nice thing to say!' Jacktaros nearly immediately replied.
'Would you two SHUT UP FOR FIVE AND A HALF SECONDS!' Edward replied very loudly in his head. 'I literally am unable to think with you two bickering!'

[K.W Cross]

Kyle just stood there for a second holding his sandwich. Dammit.

Dammit to Hell.

There were five tables. All of which were occupied.

The closest to him was completely full with a bunch of sixth-formers chatting about Doctor Who. No chance of sitting there, there wasn't anywhere to sit down. The next one was similarly full but this one with several women. The other tables only had one or two people on them, though one had a small five year old girl sitting there, Kyle didn't want to be caught sitting next to a little girl, especially when he was wearing a jacket that a friend had said made him "look like a flasher".

The other table was an old couple, maybe? No wait an old American couple ... well not all Americans were ... nope they had a bunch of Jehova's witnesses leaflets on the table. Next!

The last table had one person on it. Kyle tapped Edward on the shoulder.
"Um ... can I sit there?"

[Edward Teach]

"Depends. I would somewhat like to be alone, but if you insist, then by all means." Edward replied, gesturing to the seat across from him.
'I don't like him.' Gaohtaros said.
'Shocking news, really.' Edward replied in his head.

[K.W Cross]

"Um ... there's nowhere else," He said awkwardly sitting down and looking out the window.