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Post by Allelujah Haptism on Dec 11, 2011 4:31:14 GMT
Allelujah walked down a street in Futo, enjoying the breeze. He turned conveniently into an alley, and was set upon by 4 guys, two of which blocked his way back. One pulled a knife, and said "Give us your wallet and phone. Or else."
"Or else what?" Allelujah said. "You'll wave the knife around a little more?"
The guy with the knife charged, earning an effortless kick to the face from Allelujah, and the dude hit the deck. Hard.
The other dude in front of Allelujah nodded to the other two, and all three pulled out green Memories. One clicked his open, and the Memory said BEAN and Allelujah doubled over, laughing hysterically.
"Really? You expect me to be scared, and you're using a Bean Memory?" Allelujah said in between gales of laughter.
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Post by Nadeshiko Misaki on Dec 11, 2011 6:51:03 GMT
Nadeshiko had watched the entire scenario, and she sighed. "Really?!" she called out from where she was. "Wow, for villains, you guys must really suck at what you do," she told them, walking up to Allelujah and his attackers, wearing this outfit, with matching red boots that would would rise until about five inches below her pant legs. "I mean, who the hell would use a Bean Memory, of all things?!" she asked. |
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Post by Allelujah Haptism on Dec 11, 2011 13:49:41 GMT
Allelujah regained his compsure a little bit, and said "I agree with her. I mean seriously? Was the man out of Teddy Bear Memories?" then he started laughing hysterically again, this time at his own joke.
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Post by Nadeshiko Misaki on Dec 11, 2011 17:34:30 GMT
"No, no, I think it was the Cotton Candy Memories that he was out of!" Nadeshiko said, laughing.
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Post by Allelujah Haptism on Dec 11, 2011 18:25:51 GMT
The punks looked genuinely offended, and the leader said "Screw it." and shoved the Memory into a Bio Connector on his arm, transforming into a Bean Dopant. His skin became green and smooth, as did his head.
Allelujah started laughing even harder at Misaki's joke, and said "Or maybe he was out of Brony Memories!"
One of the punks looked like he wanted say something, but just clicked us Memory open, transformed and charged at Misaki.
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Post by Nadeshiko Misaki on Dec 11, 2011 18:27:35 GMT
"Hey, I know a few of those at my school," she said. "Nicest people ever, if a bit strange." She then kicked the Bean Dopant as it rushed toward her.
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Post by Allelujah Haptism on Dec 11, 2011 20:57:59 GMT
"Personally, I don't understand their existence." Allelujah said as he engaged the other Bean Dopant. "I'm amazed that the laws of logic allow their existence. The show was geared toward little girls."
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Post by Nadeshiko Misaki on Dec 11, 2011 21:04:15 GMT
"Probably because Lauren Faust knows what she's doing. She has worked on some good cartoons," she said, throwing the Dopant to the side with little effort.
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Post by Allelujah Haptism on Dec 12, 2011 4:22:31 GMT
"I wouldn't know. I haven't seen any of her previous work, unless I didn't know." Allelujah said, spinning into a tornado kick and slamming the Bean Dopant he was fighting into the wall. The fourth guy from earlier woke up, and pulled out his own Bean Memory, then transforming and charging at Allelujah again, earning another effortless kick to the face, but he was more able to sustain it, brig a Dopant, no matter how ridiculous his Memory was.
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Post by Nadeshiko Misaki on Dec 12, 2011 4:44:44 GMT
Nadeshiko had one pinned down in a figure-four leg lock. "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends? She worked on that."
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Post by Allelujah Haptism on Dec 12, 2011 4:50:08 GMT
"That show was HILARIOUS!" Allelujah said as he spun into another tornado kick, and threw the other Dopant into a wall. The fourth guy, who for some reason hadn't transformed yet, did so and launched into a flying tackle at Misaki to try and free his compatriot.
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Post by Nadeshiko Misaki on Dec 12, 2011 4:52:25 GMT
Nadeshiko didn't even turn around as she raised her fist backward to hit the fourth guy in the nose. "I know, right?" she said.
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Post by Allelujah Haptism on Dec 12, 2011 5:01:29 GMT
"I think my favorite character was Bloo." Allelujah said while he was kicking a Bean Dopant that was on the ground.
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Post by Nadeshiko Misaki on Dec 12, 2011 5:09:34 GMT
"Yeah, but Bloo was kind of a d*ck..." Nadeshiko said before making the Dopant tap out before getting up.
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Post by Allelujah Haptism on Dec 12, 2011 5:39:36 GMT
"Then who was your favorite character?" Allelujah asked, then slapped his elbow, and jumped onto his butt, pile-driving his elbow into the Dopant's lower back, causing it to arch it's back in pain. He then drove a knee into its face, sending it down for the count.
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